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a website which children under the ages of 10 should be on there are videos of people having sex and creaming
there’s a lot of naked girls on porn hub
by yadaddyluvsmuhkisses November 21, 2021
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Soft Porn

My teacher in Religion class was talking about this and I thought I would consult the boys on Urban Dictionary. Yeah its like porn without like penetration. Cheers
Soft porn is like porn without sex lol
by giorgio4 November 21, 2021
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Porn holiday

A holiday on October 31st where you watch porn all day because you can’t get fucked.
Lilly: Hey porn holiday is coming soon I’m so excited.

Meg: Lonely cunt
by 420 Icarus 420 November 26, 2021
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boomer porn

Boomer porn is Fox News, America One Network and other hyperpartisan conservative media outlets. It can also be outrageous videos from hyper partisan conservative politicians and commentators.
All my father does all day, is watch Boomer porn
by The Big Labiaoski November 28, 2021
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Porn

by shrek_lover12223 November 30, 2021
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Live Porn

What people on mad monster weverse do when they're horny. Virtual roleplay sex between the kpop idols of your choice.
Sure *Sits on your lap*😏 "Good girl IU" "Xiao I want you so bad" "Let's get a live porn going babe, are you ready to be reminded what it's like to not be able to walk?"
by °JiminsWife♡ December 4, 2021
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Porn

A last state of erection of a cucumber, in which the victim is forced to burn away their balls by having them being rubbed so fast by an African guy, it starts smoking, giving off a semi-pleasant smell of grilled lettuce, but most importantly, burning the dick off.

All that is left behind is a semi-burned flaccid piece of flesh, mostly used as the main ingredient of a ''dick dog.''
Friend: ''You look tired; what did you do last night?''
MC: '' I got some porn done to me. It wasn't very pleasant though...''
Friend: '' What happened?''
MC: ''The black guy wouldn't stop screaming, plus he fucking ate my dick dog when I was clearly hungry.''
by H1JACK#7789 December 5, 2021
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