31 may

The hottest person born xx 😘🥰

Maddie: what day is it?

Laila:31 may !

Maddie: that's when the hottest person was born!

by Laila2009 June 4, 2022

May 1

Everyone whose birthday is today starts shitting violently at 6 pm pst

guy1: Oh your birthday is on May 1st? I'm gonna leave the party before 6 then

by erzywerzy June 5, 2022

May 7

National gaslight your friend's day

You: Hey do you know what day it is?
Friend: No
You: *sigh* It's May 7.

by urmom670 April 1, 2022

May 7

National Skip Prom Day/Leg Day

Girl: You want to go to prom?
Boy: Nah it’s on May 7th, so I got to hit leg day

by jacksonthor28 April 2, 2022

30th may

the day the best little sister was born <3

my sister is a 30th may sister

by stark08 April 3, 2022

May 25

Adorable People are born on this day. If someone is born on this day, give them a hug!

May 25: Good day!
Jamie: Hey Kaydee isn't it your birthday today?
Kaydee: Yes it is!
Jamie: Happy Birthday! -hug-

by HAll3 April 4, 2022

May

May is national fuck your significant other month! You have to fuck everytime you see each other no matter what, you can do it anywhere and anyway. Just make sure to have sex.

"Hey baby its may, you know what that means"
"Yes lets have sex"

by PerseusCoomer April 5, 2022