girl with dyed hair

a creature that will key your car if your text backs aren't as quick as hers

my gf is a girl with dyed hair and she gave my penis ptsd

by Quizzleington January 11, 2025

its got hair on it

An phrase commonly used by salespeople to express that a deal or sale which should be be simple, is not, due to multiple items complicating it. A situation that is complex due to multiple uncommon complications involved.

Synonyms: Ugly. Complicated. Messy.

I've got a huge deal I can close, but it may take a while to figure everything out. Its got hair on it.

by Tstretch January 13, 2025

Curly hair

Lowkey the best hair type but hard to take care of it.
If you have hair type 3A, 3C, OR 3B (maybe even 4A) you have curly hair

It takes a bunch of shit to take care of Curly Hair

by ConnorBroski July 4, 2025

Angel Hair

Small and thin metal shavings produced by worn out machinery tooling that is no longer sharp or properly shaped. It will produce very fine and fluffy metal "hair" that can be hazardous to the end user if consumed whether that be a engine or a person.

that tooling is worn out you can see angel hair accumulating from where it has been cutting

by agrivaine July 16, 2025

Jesus Hair

1. Something unknown or mysterious, and/or with mysterious origins.

2. An object that is near impossible to find or get.

1.
Person A: What is kept inside this dungeon?

Person B: An artifact. Some sort of Jesus hair.

2.

Person A: What do I need to make said potion.

Person B: You'd need to find a Jesus hair kept somewhere in the distant lands.

by red circle July 23, 2025

shit hair hsir jwhgyscqtasgvybuhygfvwyudbi

a crash out, from having second-hand embarrassment.

Story your reading:
Girl 1: I-I want you.. boy 1
Boy 1: but.. I have someone else.. girl 1..
Girl 1: NOO YOUR MINE!
you reading the book: shit hair hsir jwhgyscqtasgvybuhygfvwyudbi NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CRINGE

by BambiBlade August 19, 2025

North Carolina Hair Tie

Grabbing on the pony tail of a pickpocket (or other low level thief) and refusing to let go until you get your shit back.

@barr_none: an American mom taught the Italians a new little trick called standing up for themselves, they are using a little move that I'm affectionately calling the "North Carolina Hair Tie", "Get Fucked Criminals"

by anonymous August 28, 2025