We eat chairs

You eat chairs

We eat chairs!

by MrRandomDefined March 21, 2023

Chicken eating game

PUBG and similar games are called “chicken-eating games” in China and winning in them is called “eating chicken.” It’s fairly common to see ads referencing eating chicken.

(Ad from AliExpress) Bone conduction bluetooth headset. "Senseless delay. You can eat chicken with it" Play chicken eating game and other games wirelessly.

by Reggie the dog March 26, 2023

eat dirt

to fall on the ground, preferably on your face

also see eating dirt

jareth fainted, causing him to eat dirt

by cowboylexapro March 26, 2023

I eat our own dog food

Implies sweating profusely until swamp ass has turned into a frothed eggwhite like substance on your chode, which is then scooped and devoured with a cup of cold milk.

I eat our own dog food and store my crypto on Binance.com. I also need to convert crypto from time-to-time to pay for my personal expenses or for the Card.

by Rokett March 27, 2023

eat my phone

consuming somebody’s phone

mom: GERALD, DID YOU EAT MY PHONE?!
gerald: yes ofc bro

by thepersonwhoisreal January 17, 2023

national eat like a camel day

January 19 A day where you chew loudly and open-mouthed. Like a camel

“Can you chew with your mouth closed?”
“Nah bro it’s National eat like a camel day”

by Gamerboy012 January 19, 2023

Eating third place brisket

When you strike out all night so take the heavy girl home and then perform oral sex on her.

I was eating third place brisket and she almost suffocated me.

by Not that Steve, the other one January 19, 2023