Dragon hoard

An absurd amount of fucking pocket change, typically found in people's cupholders, or customers who are asses.

"Damn Mike! You got a big-ass dragon hoard in your car!"

"Ugh, here comes that one customer, Bill, with his fucking dragon hoard."

by Tparrett8 March 26, 2025

Gandalf & dragon

Gandalf and dragon is when a. Man. -Ejaculates- into a womens mouth she then spits the -ejaculation- into his -rectum- the -male- then -farts- it back into her mouth then -sawllows-

John asked Francesca for a gandalf & dragon-

by sanxity June 5, 2024

Dragon Breath Rounds

type of rounds you insert into shotgun and will shoot flammable firework/pellets at something/someone

dude 1: dude i inserted these Dragon Breath Rounds to kill John Wick and his armor
dude 2 : that's awesome

by JimmyWeed June 6, 2024

Mother of dragons

a idiot and is a witch to be burned at the stake

Thy is the mother of dragons.

by starry.vr June 9, 2024

dragon spank

The mastubatory act of pouring a flaming sambuca on one’s penis at the moment of ejaculation.

Crikey Dave that was a fiery one. Yes John, I like to call it a Dragon Spank.

by The Enablers June 15, 2024

dragon zelda

my wife :3

them: dragon zelda??
me: MY WIFE!!!!!!!! :D

by angelthesquid June 29, 2024

Bit by the Blue Dragon

A phenomenon occurring in portalets when a splash of the dyed-blue water comes all the way back up and hits the user, resulting in an unpleasant sensation and often a blue stain on the affected area.

“Yo, I’m headed to use the portalet”
“Alright, don’t get bit by the Blue Dragon!”

by youseriousrn June 29, 2024