What’s two times a parable?

Gay men.

“What’s two times a parable?”
“Gay men. You’ve told me this joke a thousand times.”

by PETAandanimalrightssupporter99 July 16, 2019

Gorilla two step

When you're chafing so bad you have to walk with legs spread apart so your thighs dont rub . Much like a gorilla stands . Also happens when you shit your pants and dont want to squeeze your ass cheeks in more shit .

"Look at that guy ! He either shit his pants or is chafing hard af ,look at him do the gorilla two step ! "

by chitownbeaner November 12, 2019

Two Urinals No Walls

When 2 urinals are present but only one can be used for a comfortable pissing experience.

i’m not going next to you there’s Two Urinals No Walls

by possyrollinuplikeits1932 November 12, 2019

One two switcheroo

The act of very quickly pulling out of a woman and then slipping it into her ass

I pulled a one two switcheroo on my girlfriend last night, we haven't spoken since

by Og Orange November 20, 2019

The two reasons to cook

The two reasons to cook are 1) so you can eat meals besides berries, veggies, and beans. 2) And to lick the bowl

There’s the two reasons to cook but I only cook for 1 reason, to lick the bowl.

by Maxiiboi November 23, 2019

draw two cubed

When, in a game of Uno, stacking draw twos causes a player to draw eight or more cards.

Person A: So I played Uno with my friends.

Person B: How did it go?
Person A: I was going to win until I got draw two cubed.

by ChameleonDragon November 23, 2019

Sucky Teacher Number Two

A bio teacher at a redneck high-school in middle of know where Michigan who should probably go back to his frat.

This teacher drinks water out of an oversized red solo cup and is most likely the worst teacher in the tri-county area

common phrases

1.)"you are literally stupid if you don't understand this"

2.) "what was that?... if you have a problem w/ my teaching you can leave"

3.) " Guys.....GUYS LISTEN!!! i know i only told you're only allowed to use one website but for god, sakes use more"

4.) "I'm really proud of you guys... the class average was a 66% that's the highest you've ever got"

5.) "That's a misconception and if you didn't know that you're actually dumb "

6.) "did you watch the playoffs last night"

this teacher is the ONLY bio teacher in our low budget public high school

>this is due to the fact that that our other bio teacher is now a register sex offender

Student opinions on sucky teacher number 2

"This bio teacher stans honest queens and only hits on seniors and thick girls." -grade 9

"he never talks about it but his girlfriend broke up with him while he was proposing (kinda fun kinda fresh)"- grade 11

"This frat boy bio teacher also likes to get lit on the weekend with Thick cloud"-grade 10

"his facial hair looks like rat pubes were glued to his face " -grade 10

"he is always on his iPhone 6s looking at his exes install or the senior girl's sb 19 pics"-grade 12

I fucking hate Sucky Teacher Number Two

by lol tina April 25, 2019