Fire

Maddy’s Mixtape

This room is so hot, is something on fire?
No that’s just Maddy’s Mixtape

by Captian9748 July 1, 2023

Fire and ice

The nickname for putting an ice cube inside a man’s anus while giving him a blowjob with a mouthful of strong bourbon or scotch. (From the 2001 film Center of the World.)

The stripper told Peter Sarsgaard, “The Chinese call it fire and ice” and then stuck an ice cube in his butt, took a swig of booze, and fulfilled his fantasy.

by TheShaddyDoppelganger July 1, 2023

cottonwood firing squad

an incredible musician, otherwise known as william james rodriguez, billi or CFS

have you heard that new cottonwood firing squad song?

by moose_tracks March 1, 2023

Barn Fire

The act of getting it in the ass by two dicks at once. Like rubbing sticks together to create a spark, this sets your barn on fire.

The last time I drank at practice the guys gave me a wicked Barn Fire!!

by The Abinator March 6, 2023

Irish Fire Drill

This is analogous to a Chinese Fire Drill, however, it's performed strictly on St. Patrick's day or in Ireland and must incorporate a jig prior to re-entering the vehicle.

While driving to Savannah for St. Paddy's, the driver commanded an Irish Fire Drill while in standstill traffic. The onlookers applauded as the passengers performed a perfect Irish jig.

by John C. Mellencamp March 16, 2023

Volunteer Fire Fag

A male, usually age 25-50, who volunteers on a rural fire department. This male usually works at a 9-5 job, leaving that job for every call, and claims PTSD from a grass fire. This faggot usually is anti EMS and pro running sirens and horns at 3am in the town of 500 people. You will also find this faggot spending large amounts of public funds for rescue gear that they will never use.

Hey Brad, did you see that volunteer fire fag establish scene command after there was already a unit on scene?

Hey Chief Jacqui, why did your volunteer fire fag nearly kill me with his decked out POV going 75mph in town to the dumpster fire?

by Azzhole69 March 28, 2023

Fire department

A career full of buddyfuckers that screw over others in the department to benefit their own crews and/or personal interests.

Our fire department station gave the floating firefighter the worst assignment for the day because fuck him even though he was already inconvenienced by having to float to a different station.

by Firefighter Realist January 21, 2023