Eat a kitchen

The action of eating out a vagina. Yum...

Boy: Lemme eat a kitchen.
Girl: What the fuck?
Boy: Ya pussy nigga.
Girl: Hell no go eat a sink.

by billybobripa August 1, 2012

eating beak

The licking of another person's asshole.

I'd been eating beak for hours before I realized that I had a hoof stuck between my teeth.

by Purina Princess December 18, 2011

eat my phone

consuming somebody’s phone

mom: GERALD, DID YOU EAT MY PHONE?!
gerald: yes ofc bro

by thepersonwhoisreal January 17, 2023

national eat like a camel day

January 19 A day where you chew loudly and open-mouthed. Like a camel

“Can you chew with your mouth closed?”
“Nah bro it’s National eat like a camel day”

by Gamerboy012 January 19, 2023

Eating third place brisket

When you strike out all night so take the heavy girl home and then perform oral sex on her.

I was eating third place brisket and she almost suffocated me.

by Not that Steve, the other one January 19, 2023

eating cabbage

When you get dissed by a chick and her girlfriend about having sex with the other guy in the room.

So Trey and Tina were going to eat cabbage, and I was like can I go too? I like eating cabbage! Let's go!

by Lovemuscleted January 29, 2023

Eating the carrot

A way to say you a frustrated/fed up with something

Omg, have you seen how long this line is??
Yes!! I’m going to be eating the carrot soon!

by ScaryLadyLove January 30, 2023