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potato bastard

a person, specifically from Germany, who is said to be addicted to potatoes, and is an insult usually used by people from Southern Italy
why do you keep hanging out with that potato bastard, you konyaro?!
by threeperiods August 10, 2023
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slow potatoes

A specific tortoiseshell cat in Massachusetts, who is particularly slow.
"You can't get in my room, slow potatoes!"
by lothloriandreams August 15, 2023
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big potato

a noun used to describe a cool guy who plays guitar. these type of people typically are friends with an even cooler indian.
big potato on the beat bring the starch no french fries
by BisexualDepressedPhrog August 18, 2023
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Potato wagon

This is a “curse” word that a child could use. Although it has a rather derogatory meaning, potato wagon is something a kid could say and nobody would bat an eye. Obviously grown ups can also use this.

Potato wagon is used to indicate that a teacher, most likely an elementary teacher, has a humongous behind.
*In a setting where children are present*

Parent A “So I went to the parent-teacher conference right.”
Parent B “Did it go well?”
Parent A “It did, nothing was wrong although the teacher had the biggest potato wagon i’ve ever seen before!”
Parent B “Was it really that big?”

Parent A “It was! When they turned around there was like an after effect of force and I almost flung backwards.”
by Skeeoung April 13, 2024
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Potato

God like figure worshiped and idolised by mankind
"wow, I have become one with the Potato, enlightenment has rained down upone me, I finally see it all. All hail potato!"
by general secretary April 16, 2024
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