souls-like Brain Rot

when you can’t enjoy anything that doesn’t involve dodge rolling and mindlessly killing things

“dude i have souls-like brain rot, i literally cannot enjoy animal crossing, because it doesn’t have dodge rolling and killing in it.”

by Souls like Brain rot June 8, 2025

souls-like Brain rot

when you can’t enjoy anything unless it involves dodge rolling and killing

“dude i have souls-like brain rot, i literally cannot enjoy playing games like animal crossing”

by Souls like Brain rot June 8, 2025

Souls-like Brain rot

when you cannot enjoy anything unless there is dodge rolling and killing involved

“dude i have souls-like brain rot, i can’t play games like Animal crossing”

by Souls like Brain rot June 8, 2025

Five minutes and five brains late

Definition:
Used to describe someone who is not only physically late but also mentally slow to catch up or understand what’s going on. They miss the moment and the point.

Friend 1: “Did you see Josh just asked what the assignment is? We turned it in yesterday.”
Friend 2: “Yeah, man’s five minutes and five brains late.”

by MJ cool June 9, 2025

CIG Brain

A condition where your main (or only) game is so disconnected from standard gameplay mechanics and development processes/timelines that your expectations for what’s “normal” in gaming become completely warped.

See Also: Sunk Cost Fallacy

He said three months of development was fast. Bro’s got CIG Brain.

She said bugs are part of the charm and that release dates are ‘limiting.’ CIG Brain has fully set in.

by Nulltoric June 10, 2025

You do not have enough brains to tan your own hide

An individual who is so stupid that you could be forgiven for wondering whether they have any brains in their head at all. A total idiot, an imbecile someone who you can’t imagine how they are even functioning.

'You sir, are so stupid that I suspect that you do not have enough brains to tan your own hide'

by SuburbanFlameboy November 23, 2023

gen alpha brain rot

basically, what happens if a kid from gen alpha said some stuff that is popular in 2023, mostly from either shittok (Tiktok) or youtube shit (YT shorts)

motherfucker: skibidi toilet ohio rizz!!!! youre so sigma!!
black men: what the fuck
motherfucker: holy shit!!! youre not sigma!?!??! youre so alpha male!!!
black men: wtf is this gen alpha brain rot 😭

by im only good good FUCK YOU NI- November 29, 2023