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I may be two-tenths of a split-second late

A playfully-overprecise remark that you tell someone to let him know that you may be briefly delayed in meeting up with him, and so he should simply wait for you if you don't arrive at precisely the moment when you said you would.
Cool dude, texting to his buddy on his smart-phone as he's hurriedly scuttling along the downtown sidewalk: "I've had a last-minute errand that I gotta run real quick, so I may be two-tenths of a split-second late --- no worries, though, Bro --- I'll still shoot some hoops wif youse, just as I promised."
by QuacksO October 2, 2018
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two raisins on a washboard

this is an ancient description of a female with tiny breasts..i remember singing it as a child
Dog,I like females with substance,not with two raisins on a washboard!
by bruno gaboni April 2, 2018
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two shitted

One upmanship: "I went to Bali for a week" reply "sounds good, I just got back from a month in Europe" or "just had a shit" reply "man I just took 2 shits"
by Messhall May 26, 2018
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Two Fist

When a guy stimulates two other guys penises with his hands, usually resulting in ejaculation
Billy used his "Two Fist" and stroked Roger and Dwayne Simultaneously till they came all over his face
by HardTime June 28, 2019
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What’s two times a parable?

What’s two times a parable?”
Gay men. You’ve told me this joke a thousand times.”
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Gorilla two step

When you're chafing so bad you have to walk with legs spread apart so your thighs dont rub . Much like a gorilla stands . Also happens when you shit your pants and dont want to squeeze your ass cheeks in more shit .
"Look at that guy ! He either shit his pants or is chafing hard af ,look at him do the gorilla two step ! "
by chitownbeaner November 12, 2019
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Two Urinals No Walls

When 2 urinals are present but only one can be used for a comfortable pissing experience.
i’m not going next to you there’s Two Urinals No Walls
by possyrollinuplikeits1932 November 12, 2019
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