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by shrek_lover12223 November 30, 2021
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Live Porn

What people on mad monster weverse do when they're horny. Virtual roleplay sex between the kpop idols of your choice.
Sure *Sits on your lap*😏 "Good girl IU" "Xiao I want you so bad" "Let's get a live porn going babe, are you ready to be reminded what it's like to not be able to walk?"
by °JiminsWife♡ December 4, 2021
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Porn

A last state of erection of a cucumber, in which the victim is forced to burn away their balls by having them being rubbed so fast by an African guy, it starts smoking, giving off a semi-pleasant smell of grilled lettuce, but most importantly, burning the dick off.

All that is left behind is a semi-burned flaccid piece of flesh, mostly used as the main ingredient of a ''dick dog.''
Friend: ''You look tired; what did you do last night?''
MC: '' I got some porn done to me. It wasn't very pleasant though...''
Friend: '' What happened?''
MC: ''The black guy wouldn't stop screaming, plus he fucking ate my dick dog when I was clearly hungry.''
by H1JACK#7789 December 5, 2021
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Jewish porn

I got earfucked listening to Jewish porn.
by Earboy February 9, 2024
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is in my porn folder

a way to say someone you think is cool
yer riley so is in my porn folder
by ozrus February 12, 2024
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Lesbian porn

Legit the best porn ever. And if your a cis man watching it your fucking nasty it’s for girls only while we mastrubate to it
Ah that lesbian porn last night was so good i even squirted
by Lesbian bitch 101 February 15, 2024
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proficiency porn

A TV or film genre depicting someone with outmatched skills in a certain area, with which he defeats all the bad guy or solves all the problems.
"Ugh... The martian is just proficiency porn"
by GrummbleDaddy February 18, 2024
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