A legendary local menace (or hero, depending who you ask) known for sneak attacks on unsuspecting nipples during backyard bonfires, porch swings, or any unsupervised moment north of Vista View Circle. Equal parts myth and misdemeanor, this cheeky bandit leaves a trail of startled gasps, missing bras, and confused squirrels.
Hide your kids, hide your wife, lock up your coolers and clasp your bras — the Upper Fort Scott Titty Nibbler was spotted creeping behind the hedges on Vista View Circle again last night, right after the karaoke machine shorted out.
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Man 1: Hey bro it’s August 8th, did your girlfriend send you a titty pic today?
Man 2: of course she did! It’s national send your boyfriend a titty pic day!
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Get the National soapy tittie pic day mug.A titty monger is a person who is horny. A horny bastard. To be a titty monger means that person is a male and looking for some sort of female play.
Person 1: we going out to the bar tn?
P2: yes but alex john and eric is coming.
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P2: fr that alc makes him such a monger
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P1: fuckk Eric is always such a titty monger and doesnt hang w the boys
P2: fr that alc makes him such a monger
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