that one fat cunt who always eats the macaroni, even when you tell him not to. He doesn't care for anyone else but himself and he loves to engorge himself in copious amounts of cheesy pasta. do not trust him, for he will steal your macaroni.
Male 1: yo dude have you seen my macaroni?
Male 2: oh sorry dude, Michael ate it all.
Male 1: GOD FUCKING DAMMIT MICHAEL YOU FAT CUNT!
Male 2: oh sorry dude, Michael ate it all.
Male 1: GOD FUCKING DAMMIT MICHAEL YOU FAT CUNT!
by bartholomewJames March 19, 2022
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Male 1: Hey bro you're looking like a real Michael.
Male 2: I know, I've been letting myself go recently.
Male 2: I know, I've been letting myself go recently.
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That one singer who would always say "HeEhEe" at any random point in his songs
And it is one of the best things ever used as a meme
And it is one of the best things ever used as a meme
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