corner pocket

Chief of Police, or the office of Chief of Police

Frank Smith: What did the Captain want?
Joe Friday: He’s raising the roof. Says he just got a call from the corner pocket. They’re leaning all over him. Says he’s tired of answering questions. Says we better come up with some of the answers for him.
The Big Mole - Dragnet (1950)

Deputy Chief Parks is only days away from occupying the “corner pocket"--the sixth-floor, Parker Center office of the chief of police.
David Dotson “The Right Stuff” August 10, 1997 LA Times

by Crassius November 12, 2021

Hot pocket

When a female gets booked into custody with drugs stashed in her vagina.

Passat! Hey You! ... Did you come in here with a hot pocket? We could really use a fix!

by Detroitbluegirl November 20, 2021

Pocket

A tool attached to every male set of jeans. Mainly used for straightening/scratching your dick or balls. Does not come with clothing attributed to women.

"Look he's got his hands in his pockets!"

"Look at him, he probably is doing something secret."

by doc_420 March 8, 2022

in someone's pocket

To have one's hand thrust in someone else's pocket in a sexual manner.

Chris was playing pocket pool in someone's pocket.

by big alwo March 14, 2022

Pocket Encyclopedia

NOUN: modern usage - Smartphone

Used by 'The Older People' to convince themselves that the information technological revolution and its most powerful hand-axe (the smartphone) has not opened the door to the apocalypse.

A: "What's the capital of Chad?"

B: "Well if you bear with me, I will just consult my POCKET ENCYCLOPEDIA and give you the answer shortly... (1 minute of strange silence is incurred during the process)... and there we have it! The answer is N'Djamena. Now who's Billy big bollocks?"

by Tony du Angletere March 14, 2022

Pocket pal

A tactile stress relieving fidget toy specifically designed to help you find your smile hand made out of glass.

If I ever need a quick smile or some stress relief I know I can always count on my Pocket Pal to provide.

by Sir W. Played. March 25, 2022

pocket crabs

Like secret pocket sand but with crabs

The enemy had me down on the ground but I remembered. I reached deep into my pockets. "pocket crabs!" He was blinded forever

by Pocket_crabs March 26, 2022