Crack Pat

Crack Pat is a very weird guy who loves hanging with people and giving strange but cursed items

People do go missing, right after meeting with him

Crack Pat- hey kid, I have so thing to sell

The kid- what is it

Crack Pat- A game disk

The Kid - O cool thx

1 day later- A child is missing

by FireSlayer177 November 15, 2022

i was on crack

the phrase "i was on crack" is a quick yet poor excuse for doing something stupid or retarded.
the phrase can also be used humorously with friends to play off something minor that will not bring the fbi into the picture.

fbi: will we find any sexually explicit images of children on your pc edp445?

edp: nah offica, i ain't sick like dat.
fbi: *opens up lolicon folder* "sir why is there lolicon on your pc?
edp: *shits out cupcake* "uhhh i was on crack when i downloaded that"

friend: john why did throw your hamburger at an elderly woman?
john: oh yeah, i was on crack
friend: oh ok.

by penis of johnson. November 29, 2022

Thunder crack

Morbidly obese woman’s asscrack

Damn that bitch got a thunder crack

by MG Squints January 2, 2022

Cracks in our Casita

a broken home. usually due to a family falling apart or parents splitting up.

hey, there’s cracks in our casita and it’s really taking a toll on me.

by p3na January 3, 2022

Crack-a-doodle-licous

Someone that is a tad bit messed up mentally.

Wow! I can't believe she did that. She is crack-a-doodle-licous!!

by DLS59 January 7, 2022

Split crack

The part of the bathing that goes inside the girls asshole

You see that hoe over there she’s wearing a split crack

by anonymous January 12, 2022

Crack demon

A person who turns evil after smoking crack and the action that they take in an evil manor is stealing everyone else's crack cocaine.

Darn where's my shit at I bet that crack demon sunny took it!

by T baggz September 18, 2022