Zooted

Being fried beyond human knowledge

“I come to school everyday zooted”

by Nyrking13 September 22, 2018

Zooted

When you are beyond fucked up off any drug.

Bro I’m so zooted right now

by JAMILMUTHERFUCKINFAKHOURY May 23, 2018

Zooted

To become VERY High on multiple narcotics

I'm zooted off that Ice Cream

by MayoJohnson_- December 15, 2022

Zoot Blow

When you and your buddies are zooted and some bullshit happens that ruins your high.

Bro my mom just called, that was a major zoot blow!

by FloydChokedIt December 20, 2022

Tickets to zoot city

When one procures Xanax and weed with the hopes of entering a "zooted" state where they will accomplish absolutely nothing except watching movie trailers and nodding off constantly for an entire weekend.

Hey Bro you want to head out and chase down some trim Friday night "Sorry Bro I'm not going out, I got two tickets to zoot city so next time I'm free is Monday morning.

by Peeta Bennett December 21, 2022

Zaza zooted

When you’re high as balls

“Bro I was so zaza zooted last night, but I can’t really remember!”

by Kahtir:) December 8, 2023

hash zoot

A spliff/joint containing hash (hashish) and weed (bud). May also contain tobacco (baccy). Usually gets you fucked.

Fuck this alcohol! Lets go down the piff spot and light up a fat hash zoot!

by YummyGrandpaJohn September 19, 2023