Zach

A smart pathetic brat, has no friends. Likes a girl named Hannah

Hannah: Zach i don’t like you!

Zach: YES U DO!

by IT’S_ME_AGAIN_SUCKERS February 13, 2019

Zach

A baddass, a shiny knight or a powerful King.

i just beat the shit outa that child, I feel like a Zach

by Nny HoMi February 14, 2019

Zach

Just simply a faggot. That's it.

"I'm like a Zach"

by A Gay Girl November 14, 2017

Zach

A redneck with crooked, nicotine stained teeth, breath like cow's ass, and an over-clingy bullshit attitude that makes him propose to his partners after 3 days. Also will tell ex partners to kill themselves, and move on from ex partners at breakneck speed. Often will show off new partner to ex partner, who is just happy they got out of there. Also a Trump supporter with no brain cells to spare.

Person 1: I just broke up with Zach.
Person 2: When's the party? I'll bring booze.

by Mister Daddy December 23, 2016

Zach

a guy who drinks mountain dew a lot, plays goalie in hockey, and grinds on fortnite playgrounds with his friend Nick

Who’s that playing fortnite and drinking mountain dew, oh it must be zach

by hahahaahahahahahahahahahaaahah October 29, 2018

Zach

A tall guy like 6ft or more likes men fat pice of shit has a small dick and sucks at sports he is a bitch and every one hates him

Zach:hey Joe want to go to chipotle.

Joe:shut the fuck up and leave me alone

by Springfield_king 23 May 5, 2018

Zach

Zach is Some dumbass who plays fortnite and can’t get a life so he masterbates his self to sleep and then he also has a big wiener

Zach is a fucking dumb idiot

by DigBickOnYourLips January 29, 2019