simmed

the past tense of being simswapped

talk shit get simmed

by rekxtz May 5, 2023

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Mandy Sim

Jam time play owner. Famous Tik-Toker. Also happens to be an absolute smokeshow and milf. Anyone would tap that.

Perk: Yo have you seen Mandy Sim today
Lerk: yes bro she's such a milf
Perk: I would tap that shit
(perk then fucks lerk)

by mandyishot May 11, 2023

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Maximum Sim Dongle

To be extraordinarily large in size, like you have pushed the scale of a CAS weight past its height

Leshauna; Look at that Max Sim Dongle!
Brakeycakes; You mean Louiso?
Leshauna; No, That Is A Fat Cow! I Mean Erwin, The Maximum Sim Dongle!

by AverageDonglerOfSims December 13, 2023

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The sims

The sims is the way the real world interacts with our simulated one by mind controlling us to make us think we’re the real ones.

Jack: aw man, I can’t wait to play the sims when I get home!
Pete: a moment of silence for our fallen comrade.

by Iamnotabotargh October 31, 2019

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Sim

Sim is a cool dude and very nice

Sim is a cool dude

by Sygnius November 22, 2021

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Ivan has a small dick, loves to do the pampam with Manow in his Toyota Vios. He is a very nice guy, with good music talent, ranging from piano to guitar and violin. He changes a VW Golf during the age of 23. Unfortunately, his VW Golf broken down in 2022 and requires the engine to be overhaul. He will spend a fortune in this unfortunate incident. In the future, he will be inheriting the father’s company Chi Tak Sdn Bhd.

Wow, you got a VW Golf?!
Yes, I’m very Ivan Sim.

Wow, you pampam-ed with Manow?
Yes!! I’m so Ivan Sim.

by Leong Jing Ting November 22, 2021

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