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Secret Panda

When you’re fucking your girl doggystyle against a window facing outside, but you need to take a break, so you secretly have your bro slide in. Then you run outside and wave at your girl through the window.
Bro, you down to secret panda my girl tonight?
by Syd Hengy March 23, 2019
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secret starfish

My secret starfish is on fire after eating all that Taco Hell.
by Secretstarfish February 16, 2017
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Secret Desert

Yo, you got any secret deserts?

Yeah, Deca-Dence.

Sick.
by Dick Chumeny July 18, 2020
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Secret gaygent

When you're religious relatives come over and you have to pretend your straight
My aunt and uncle are here so I'm secret gaygent today
by The disaster lesbian October 17, 2020
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secret soda

When you ask for a cup at a fast food restaurant so you can get water at the soda fountain, but later get soda instead. For paranoid types, this usually works best with clear sodas, like Mountain Dew or Ginger Ale.
Dude, why is your water bubbling?

That's not water, man....it's secret soda!
by Carbonation Jane July 1, 2012
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Secret question

- Noun
1. A question that may have a secret answer in which the answering party may choose to answer or not without repercussion.
by Snickers1988 January 3, 2012
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Verbal Secretion

When a person, while ranting or talking too much, accidentally releases a secret, or factoid others were not suppose to know.
Jacob: "It was fun until your little Verbal Secretion!"

Anthony: I know, "I verbally secreted everywhere."
by Loveporn Cockonopolis November 12, 2011
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