Munted

Munted is an informal way of describing an unatractive human being its more creative then regularly calling someone ugly or unattractive

Ugh can't believe Mike fucked Lisa she is munted

by Fannyfiddler2.0 January 22, 2022

Munting

Smoking a pipe while mowing the lawn

I was munting while doing yard work

by Mgmmaze May 15, 2022

Munt

Man cunt. The perfect insult. Comes off as both offensive and educated. Examples of munts include Carson Strong (bowl quitter), Mike Pence, Anderson Cooper, Mark Stein, Lebron James, Kevin Durant, etc.

Dude 1: You fucked my gf while I was babysitting your kids!
Dude 2: sorry dude but she offered to give me a blowjob
Dude 1: You munt!
Dude 2: What?
Dude 1: Man-cunt. You are the exact definition of a munt you son of a bitch!

by Biden is a dick December 23, 2021

Munt

To vomit or the act of vomiting.

I felt so sick and i just munted.

by Gus007 February 4, 2022

Munt

Informal Australian slang verb that refers to throwing up or vomiting, always used in reference to someone having drunk a lot and throwing up because of it.

Davo: Oi, gazza is gonna munt, look at him!
Baz: Ah man, make sure he does it in the bushes.

by Wizard of Aus December 19, 2020

Sloppy Munt Special

To do a chick doggy style then squeeze her stomach so the faeces flow on to your cock. Then you empty them into a jar along with some urine. Then you fuck the bitch but cum into the jar. Shake the jar well so the concoction becomes a thick paste. Then travel down to the nearest cemetery and dig up a decomposing corpse. Spread the jar contents into all orifices then get a midget to jump up and down on the corpse while you eat all the black organ juices out of the ass. Meanwhile a dog is inserting its penis into your ass and its so good your cum shoots hard into the ground and the midget gets splashback while all the black juices dribble down your mouth.
Person 1: Why is John so happy today?
Person 2: He must have had a sloppy munt special last night.
Person 1: Fuck those are awesome!

Person 1: Why is John so happy today?
Person 2: He must have had a sloppy munt special last night.
Person 1: Fuck those are awesome!

by pomegrante_slayer January 22, 2021

munt

English slang meaning clapped but another higher level. Directed at Girls

Mate that girl is proper munt, shes flat as fuck

by wagwanmyschlime March 9, 2021