mud job

This is when the girl wipes her hand in mud and tugs on your penis like there is no tomorrow.

Boy: I met a girl last night she gave me a mud job
Other boy:what's that?
Boy: let's just say there's a lot of mud and my cock is like a fucking tomato

by girtygeff123 March 14, 2015

flower in the mud

To go through alot pain, to smile and be different, to stand away from the crowd.

James was a flower in the mud, but all the kids picked on him

by IG@Jay_Swizzy_17_ April 26, 2015

Slug mud

When you masterbait and the cum runs down your dick and then she spits on your dick and you stick it in her butt thus creating slug mud

Yo man last night i created slug mud with my girl

by Znoopdog November 1, 2016

mud facial

when you pin someone down and shit on their face

jake made me so mf angry so i gave him a mud facial

by imasniffer July 8, 2019

Babies in the Mud

Busting a hot cum load in someone’s ass.

I left Rachel in bed with some babies in the mud.

He was walking around the club last night with some babies in the mud from his bathroom sex.

by Eaton Holgoode May 1, 2018

Mud Midget

After having anal sex and ejaculating inside the anal cavity, the mixture of semen and faecal matter in combination with a limp penis.

I had a mud midget after having anal sex with my girlfriend.

by Shirtman22 February 18, 2020

mud pud

A sloppy, loose, dirty, smelly pussy

Natalie has the biggest mud puddle.

by Mrsoliz October 12, 2017