The Devil's Mist

When the male penis omits a multi-directional stream of urine, often at an inopportune time. The Devil's Mist is likely to drench everything, completely missing the entire bowl of the toilet.

"I was so exhausted I enjoyed a Cowboy Breakfast and passed out; when I woke up, I went to "drain the eel", and pissed all over the bathroom - the Devil's Mist strikes again!"

"We clapped cheeks all night and passed out - i snuck into the bathroom and the "devil's mist" got the best of me - her bathroom was soaked."

"She asked for a Golden Shower but it was the Devil's Mist that she got - i hit everywhere but her face!"

by Edgar Christianson May 19, 2023

Mist Nobled

When someone is convinced something is much more challgening then it really is.

Niko (unc) : Theres a boss coming up and he's really hard

Kieran : Dude I killed him in one hit

Kieran : Did I just get Mist Nobled?

by MeAmTurtle June 6, 2024

diddy mist

A secret liquid made by p diddy to give you special powers

my friend used the diddy mist and now he has a raging boner

by sleepysean____ July 6, 2024

The Red Mist

Stupid overglazed Color fixer that got molested by Garion

Retard #1: Dude The Red Mist is so hot I wanna FUCK her
Retard #2: I think I might lynch you

by TheHatefulProjectMoonFan April 3, 2025

Fake Misted

When a guy intentionally has a 'dry' orgasm inside of a girl without her knowledge.

"Dude I totally fake misted Amber the other night and she didn't have a clue!"

by Bdizzledog February 29, 2024

MIST

Shortcut for Money Is Super Tight.

"Nope man, I'm not going to that pub, cause MIST."

by Lukeso June 13, 2022