Merc

Money Kill Band

Usually, hiring money kill bands was easy. Then they started calling themselves "mercenaries" and having payment plans, flat rates, and 'insurance'.

by KJtheMerc August 17, 2021

Merc

To merc someone. A guy tells a girl this when he wants to shower her with all her dreams and goals in one day and every materialistic thing she wants , and want for nothing , to get her to marry you forever and be faithful and loyal to you forever and don’t cheat on you at all mentally or physically. Not even in the slightest way.

I merc Day Sulan but she turned me down anyway. What more can I do?

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ September 21, 2024

Mercedes

Very good and smart person that is wonderful and amazing and wonderful and amazing. She is so beautiful and weird and the best. She will be a good friend if you bribe her with skittles and mountain dew code red. She wont bite you. most likely. no guarantees. Overall, she is probably better than you, peasant.

"Mercedes is the best and the awesomest and deserves sugary treats."

by Besties!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! June 18, 2025

Mercedes

A sweet, kind-hearted girl who’s tougher than she looks. She’s the type of person who’ll make you feel safe just by being around her. Loyal as hell, funny without even trying, and not afraid to say what she does or doesn’t like. She’s been through pain but still carries love in her heart. If you’ve got a Mercedes in your life, protect her, because she’s one of a kind. Shes a ray of sunshine. But, you get on her bad side, and you're in for it.

Friend: "I need you"
Mercedes : drops everything "Calm down, love — I got you.”
And somehow, everything feels better.

by Queen of unicorns August 31, 2025

Merced

A crappy town full of inbred ignorant hicks delaying their inevitable end to their crappy unaccomplished lives.

Holy shit you live in Merced??

by MILFHUNTER6968 September 12, 2025

merc

the guy every Discord server calls the best staff they’ve ever had; reliable, fair, and always there when things go down

Thank god merc was online, the server would’ve exploded without him

by quantumercs October 16, 2025

Mercedes-moron

A swarthy type that owns a secondhand Mercedes sedan or hatch (in only two colours: black, or white-and-black), who thinks his sole gift to women (lord knows it's not his dick) is the piece of crap that he and and his brain-dead cohorts have made to deafeningly backfire through its shitbox exhaust, after the manufacturer spent millions to make it whisper-quiet.

No Clue 1:
"Hey, did you catch the popper do a drive-past? Pretty sick, eh!"

No Clue 2:
"Can't hear ya dude. That Mercedes-moron made me ears ring."

by Cool4Katz November 4, 2025