Jonny

A Jonny is a fat man

Person 1: Woah, that was an earthquake!

Person 2: No, Jonny just woke up.

by haverofcock June 8, 2023

Jonny 40s

When Jonny gets a 40s.

“Ahhh it’s finally Friday night , wonder if Jonny 40s is about”

by Clonkobum January 30, 2024

Jonny Bairstow

When one has a rather large brain fart during a rather large moment in sports.

Numt: Hey Bumt, I think that batsmen just had a major Jonny Bairstow when he left his crease like that!

Bumt: Yes Numt. Yes he did.

by Bumty July 2, 2023

Jonny

Jonny Is a nother word for drug dealer

That's good shit jonny

by Nat-han berns October 24, 2019

Jonny

Is just the best geezer you will ever meet. They usually stand a height of 6'4 and is just absolutely gorgeous. He is also very intelligent with an iq of at least 275.

Hot Girl: Jonny you are well hot

Jonny: I know right

by MundaneJM November 11, 2020

Jonny

Condom

Have you got a Jonny

by Isnrbhxksm November 1, 2020

JONNY

woman's name

"hey Jonny!" "who the f**k are you"

by Alabarda magica December 27, 2020