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Jonathan

The gayest guy in the world will suck your dick for free. He is also very stupid can't speak English.
Look at that guy sucking a dick , he must be a Jonathan
by Cuz2ill May 26, 2018
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A person Who likes to see porn and think That he could Assault or perform Nasty Moves onto another Living thing.This Guy would Prefer People by looking at The Sizes,BodyShapes,Faces, And Their Moves.Jonathan Also loves to eat Chicken and beans and also He has Pretty Big Amount of fat in his Body
Omg, Dont go near Jonathan.

Holy Jesus, That Person Is Full of Jonathan!
by 'Jonathan' November 29, 2018
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A guy who calls take the L the LOOTLAKE LOSER dance
Jonathan: HEY LOOTLAKE LOSERS!
Alexander Hamilton: SHUT THE FRICK UP! YOUR SUCH A JONATHAN!
by Jonathanitis October 19, 2018
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Someone who loves lawn care and a whole lotta music
Jonathan loves to cut the beautiful grass.
by Hahahaha your mom November 8, 2018
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Is a total faggot and likes to eat dick. He likes have dicks in his ass and mouth. He is very sexually attracted to men and is very gay. Jonathan is a small, stupid, annoying little bitch. His favourite thing to do is to ride dick. But, he can't get any.
by JonnytheDickSucker February 13, 2019
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Jonathan can be very shy and quiet at times.
He can also be a freak and a sex goddesses when u get to know him.
He doesn’t care about size or beauty when it comes to girls, and is very akward with girls. When he does meet a girl he sticks with her and is the best boyfriend a girl could have.
Man I wish I would have never dumped Jonathan for him
by Iceicebaby123...123 May 26, 2018
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quite but friendly asf, is trash at soccer , failing all his classes , gets on everyones nerves , falls of the stairs
dont be jonathan be carlos
by jorgesucks123 May 26, 2018
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