Glazed Anus

when your anus is jizzed on and then you are ass fucked until your asshole is completely filled with blood.

Hey let me GLAZE your ANUS.

by Fuck my fucking cunt May 7, 2005

Glazed Donut

When you cum around the pussy so it looks like a glazed donut.

I gave your girlfriend a glazed donut last night.

by Dnezey December 3, 2015

Glazed Bismarck

When a man ejaculates into his partners mouth and then his partner briefly sucks on his testicles with the semen still in their mouth. Thus producing a glazed look on the man's testicles.

So the other night Marge gave me a glazed bismarck and it took me around an hour to clean off my crusty ball hairs.

by Nasty Marloins February 28, 2011

glazed buns

Glazed buns - noun; a hot booty; the shine from when a girls booty gives it a shine like glazed buns.

Man, check out that chick's glazed buns

by Sandoz Minocycline April 19, 2008

Glazed Donut

It's when a guy ejaculates in a circurlar motion (like a donut) in a girls hair while they are asleep. Once they wake up, the "glazing" will be hard.

After having sex with my girlfriend, I decided to give her a Glazed Donut for a sweet morning treat.

by xTERMINATORx November 19, 2010

jizzen-glaze

Used to describe anything coated in a white, sometimes a bit colorless filament. Glazed is glazed and jizz is finish residue of something powerful. Anything from a cinnamon roll to someone with pink eye can be referred to as jizzen-glazed.

Tom says he's got pink eye, but I call it jizzen-glaze. He can't see through that spunk.

by life6today7 March 23, 2009

honey glazed

A person who is mentally dead lacks true knowledge of self and kind.

Man kash these people don't realize they honey glazed and chattel property of the corporation.

by 9th Scientist July 14, 2014