Fruity Mercury

An overly flamboyant homosexual who loves to party and dress in cat vests.

Derek, you're being such a fruity mercury!

by Chza Crack August 24, 2008

fruity in the pants

Gay. Peter puffer. Fudge packer

I think J.T. Might be a little fruity in the pants

by Puffcake July 15, 2014

Fruity Lee

A man, with a big head, thinks he's good at everything and often has a squint chin.

Your Fruity Lee chin is very squint?

by JustAGuyyy August 29, 2016

fruity facial

When your girlfriend is laying down putting cucumbers on her eyes and rubbing strawberry juice on her face and then all of a sudden you blow your load onto her face.

Dan: "Hey what were you doing last night?"
Jeff: "I was giving Jennifer a fruity facial. Man you should've seen the look on her face!"

by kooljess702 August 29, 2017

Fruity

Amir

That guy Amir is fruity

by Ghostly100k October 23, 2018

Fruity

Fruity is a word most kids at my school use to call each other gay. This definition sounds gay.

YOO THAT NIGGA MAD FRUITY

by Fake stoner February 21, 2019

Fruity Pubeles

The man consumes copious amounts of fruit, causing his semen to taste sweet. He proceeds to ejaculate into the woman’s mouth, while she simultaneously sucks on his furry pebbles, receiving a delicious taste of Fruity Pubeles… part of a balanced breakfast.

Barney: Dude my girlfriend has been super hungry lately, it’s kind of making her a total bitch.

Fred: Brotato, just give her a taste of some of your Fruity Pubeles and she’ll be satiated in no time.

by Stoney69 January 12, 2019