Crying Covid

Similar to 'crying wolf'....saying you have been exposed to Covid and will have to stay home from work for a couple of weeks.

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Linda: "Did you hear Linsey is 'Crying Covid' and won't be here to work on this big project?
Jean: "Yeah, and it's going to be our most difficult one yet!"

by Debnhim June 29, 2020

Cry and Wank

Going to cry, and do something that makes us happy but there's a chance it won't do anything.

Person 1: "I'm going to cry and wank."
Person 2: "Are you alright?"
Person 1: "No."

by tiimos September 11, 2020

Cry Streak

A Cry Streak is how many days you’ve cried in a row. If you’ve cried 7 days in a row, you’ll say you have a cry streak of 7.

“I’ve been so depressed lately, my cry streak is 10 right now!”

by Cyriiece October 4, 2020

crying kitty

A squirting pussy.

A squirting vagina.

A squirting genitalia.

My crying kitty exploded all over his face.

by Maxylover May 30, 2017

cry in agony

Cried in agony

The man who lost his child, seeing the ghost of his child. He dropped to his knees. And cried in agony

Cry in agony, mental pain, illness, or just pain

by Fawkie November 8, 2017

crush cry

Crying over a crush or someone you really like

“I’ve been crush crying all night because of him/her”

by TheRealOnesCount March 4, 2018

crying hippo

When a really obtuse gurl gets rejected be a equally fat guy because she has a mole on her asshole and is oozing puzz from her gums and has only 3 teeth protruding out from her bottom lip. And has a gauge in her pussy flaps from her ex boyfriend who is now a bi-sexual vampire

When a really obtuse gurl gets rejected be a equally fat guy because she has a mole on her asshole and is oozing puzz from her gums and has only 3 teeth protruding out from her bottom lip. And has a gauge in her pussy flaps from her ex boyfriend who is now a bi-sexual vampire: Gertrude I can't be with you cuz when I don't wanna fuck your crusty ass you will be a crying hippo. Can be used as a gerund ( English 10 )

by Sexy vegan muff cabbage July 5, 2016