Chump-Jump

When you get jumped from behind by a chump who wasn't brave enough (or good) enough to square up to you. So they gotta be a chump and jump you so you have no warning or defense.

CHUMP-JUMP

There's no warning or defense when you get chump-jumped from behind, that's what makes them a chump. Next time square up CHUMP if you want a W.

by SquareUp March 7, 2017

Chump

A foolish human being

Mckye Hanson never talks any sense and has no clue about anything, he is such a chump

by gullywar July 7, 2016

Chump

A fat dick or synonym for chode.

She unzipped his pants to find a scary ass chump hanging in front of her face.

by Flake The Chump January 16, 2017

Chump

Anybody who is named Patrick Herz.

Larry: “What’s your buddy’s name?”

Adrian: “Patrick Herz.”
Larry: “Oh, so he’s a huge chump.”

by LarryAndAdrianHerz October 30, 2019

Chump

A person who talks absolute bubbles but is convinced they are the most intelligent in their group of 1.

Sam is at it again, talking nonsense. Sometimes he rings the takeaway just to ask if they do takeaway food. What a chump.

by Jimzzz82 August 15, 2021

Chump

A retard.

Porter Reynolds is a chump. He takes it in the ass.

by Chumpsquad September 4, 2021

chump nuts

petty cash as spending money, especially the allowance some parents give their children

boy: my computer illiterate, please give me my chump nuts for the week that I am entitled to.

dad: go back to your cave Jason. And I don't want to talk to you until you improve your vocabulary.

by Sexydimma July 5, 2012