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Get the Family Bath mug.When you blow a wet close raspberry on a taint so your tongue just barely touches for a wax on wax off cleaning. Then once you feel its clean you blow on it to send cold chills up the taint owners back as you air dry it.
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Get the taint bath mug.Commonly used in the year 1296 by the roman empire
Any plebeian that did not pay the required monthly quapples (RMQ) was to be dragged into the center of town by the lowest ranked cobblers son(s) to be stripped of all clothing followed by a communal cobbling. After 8 moon phases have passed the plebian's are clarted to the bean pit where they are blind folded as well as lubricated to ensure maximum solubility in lubement. After this the pit seal is crafted from hay and Steel as well as procured plebian meat nuggets from past bean baths. The seal then covers the bean pit and is tightened and secured by a rapid stomping ritual performed by the eldest women of the village. By the time the pit has fully hardened the rays of the sun will have heated the pit to 78.3 degrees kelvin. This causes the Plebian's previous physical form to reduce to a meat slush. The immense heat and pressure causes the slush to ooze out of all the cracks and crevices of the seal. After several minutes all of the slush will desnify and evaporate creating a impenetrable barrier that encapsulates the plebian's soul for 7 maridiun quadralights.
This Form of torture was made a war crime in the following year due to its cruel, unusual, and inhuman methods.
Any plebeian that did not pay the required monthly quapples (RMQ) was to be dragged into the center of town by the lowest ranked cobblers son(s) to be stripped of all clothing followed by a communal cobbling. After 8 moon phases have passed the plebian's are clarted to the bean pit where they are blind folded as well as lubricated to ensure maximum solubility in lubement. After this the pit seal is crafted from hay and Steel as well as procured plebian meat nuggets from past bean baths. The seal then covers the bean pit and is tightened and secured by a rapid stomping ritual performed by the eldest women of the village. By the time the pit has fully hardened the rays of the sun will have heated the pit to 78.3 degrees kelvin. This causes the Plebian's previous physical form to reduce to a meat slush. The immense heat and pressure causes the slush to ooze out of all the cracks and crevices of the seal. After several minutes all of the slush will desnify and evaporate creating a impenetrable barrier that encapsulates the plebian's soul for 7 maridiun quadralights.
This Form of torture was made a war crime in the following year due to its cruel, unusual, and inhuman methods.
(Modern example)
"Hey tom you wanna see the football game with me tonight?"
"Sorry Jim I can't I promised my girlfriend i'd give her a bean bath tonight."
"Hey tom you wanna see the football game with me tonight?"
"Sorry Jim I can't I promised my girlfriend i'd give her a bean bath tonight."
by Plebian Slayer69 August 8, 2019
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Pronounced MILLENIAL BATH because it's all yours. You are entitled to it, and you are going to have it-because you CAN!
Pronounced MILLENIAL BATH because it's all yours. You are entitled to it, and you are going to have it-because you CAN!
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by Ash_why January 9, 2020
Get the bath rat mug.The act of sitting post-intercourse bathing of the bits on a bidet. It originates from Portuguese and Brazilian jokes relating to the onomatopoeia "tschec tschec tschec" alluding to sounds produced by the washing of private parts on a bidet.
Used in jokes as the working class answer to the upper class sophisticated people who like to boast about their Spa visits and activities/therapies such as Scottish Shower and Turkish Bath.
Used in jokes as the working class answer to the upper class sophisticated people who like to boast about their Spa visits and activities/therapies such as Scottish Shower and Turkish Bath.
Posh Lady: "oh we went to the Spa and was amazing, I had a delightfully glorious Turkish Bath... don't you love a relaxing Turkish Bath?"
Cleaning Lady: "no, I am not familiar... I only know the Czech Bath"
Posh Lady: "oh I never heard of Czech Bath, what is it like?"
Cleaning Lady: "well, after my husband bones me I sit on the bidet and I go 'tschec tschec tschec' - that's a Czech Bath"
Cleaning Lady: "no, I am not familiar... I only know the Czech Bath"
Posh Lady: "oh I never heard of Czech Bath, what is it like?"
Cleaning Lady: "well, after my husband bones me I sit on the bidet and I go 'tschec tschec tschec' - that's a Czech Bath"
by the_village_idiot May 1, 2020
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