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Pedo's welcome gift

A name of a punishment for child molesters in prison. the other inmates hold the predator in showers down doggy style. and one or more inmates grab broom sticks and proceed to shove them down the child molesters asshole. and proceed to beat him to a pulp. He or she would be very lucky to be alive when it's over.
Inmate 1 Hey man you see the dude over there he's in here for raping a young child
Inmate 2. Ok I'll tell my bunk mates to come to showers at 8 am we got a give this guy a pedo's welcome gift
by RetroWhiteHat October 17, 2020
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Welcome packed

A way to welcome back someone after he or she has been packing.
Be right back I go pack my bags.
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Back!
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You: Welcome packed!
by mirage107 January 13, 2012
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lick the welcome mat

when you go down on a homeless girl,slut,ho,or hood rat
dam josh u shouldnt ''lick the welcome mat''.
by flaversaver September 13, 2011
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Marroners Welcome

Marroners Welcome is a greeting used by trolls whom message people who are new to Instagram.
The marroners Welcome goes like "Hey what's up marroner? Welcome to Instagram! Try not to post any dick pics now, or else that would be a tragedy!"
by Unique philosopher October 29, 2023
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Marroners Welcome

The marroners Welcome is a greeting used by Internet trolls whom message new Instagram accounts. It basically welcomes a person to Instagram and tells them not to post any dick pics as it would result in bad consequences. Hence that's why it would be a tragedy!
The marroners Welcome goes like this "Hey what's up marroner? Welcome to Instagram! Try not to post any dick pics now! Or else that would be a tragedy!
by Unique philosopher October 29, 2023
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You're welcome, nerds!

A humorously-sarcastic addendum included in a web-page where someone posts semi-in-depth info, a link, etc., about something dat only a very few humans on Earth would likely have any significant interest in (such as dat November 12th, 2010 is da FIFTY-FIFTH anniversary of da infamous nineteen-FIFTY-FIVE Hill Valley lightning storm), but dat said data-poster knows would indeed be very interesting to said "select few", and so he's taken it upon himself to scatter around and obtain said greatly-craved resources, specifically to cater to his fellow "nerds".
The Fonz's motorcycle still exists --- here's a link to a nice page about it, complete with nice color photos and fascinating factoids: onmilwaukee.com/articles/fonzie-bike. P.S. You're welcome, nerds! Knock yourselves out! AY-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y!
by QuacksO November 9, 2023
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Welcome to Flatch

an American mockumentary sitcom that aired on Fox from March 17, 2022, to February 2, 2023. It is based on the British series This Country, which was created and written by Daisy May Cooper and her brother Charlie Cooper who also played the lead roles.
This is most unwelcome news: Fox has cancelled Welcome to Flatch after two seasons, TVLine has learned.

“While audience response was not as strong as we had hoped, we were thrilled with the creativity of the enormously talented Jenny Bicks and Paul Feig, as well as the outstanding, dedicated cast and crew they assembled,” Fox said in a statement released on Friday. “We look forward to collaborating with them again in the future and are thankful for all of our partners at Lionsgate, Jenny’s Perkins Street Productions, Paul’s Feigco Entertainment, BBC Studios’ Angie Stephenson, and Charlie Cooper and Daisy May Cooper.”
by SPrice1980 November 13, 2023
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