Weapons of Mass Murder

A phrase coined when weapons of mass destruction just wasn't scary or sinister enough anymore. Taken literally, this phrase could only mean any weapon that could take the lives of several human beings. When used in a political sense, it is used to refer to the enemy's weapons that we don't like them using. When weapons are labeled Weapons of Mass Murder, they carry the connotation of being unethical, but to me "unethical weapons" implies there are ethical weapons.. and that doesnt really sound right. In reality, ALL WEAPONS ARE TOOLS USED TO MURDER. It shouldnt be long before the propaganda machines in washington start sugar coating our weapons and refering them as "Weapons of Mass Freedom".

We must use our Soldiers of Mass Righteousness to seize iraq's Weapons of Mass Murder.

by Anonymous October 6, 2003

weapons of mass deception

Weapons that dumbfuckers like George W. Bush think other countries have.

There were no WMDs in Iraq so leave the Iraqis alone for God's sake!

by Anonymous July 7, 2003

Weapons of Mass Destruction

Any weapon that causes massive loss of life and massive collateral damage. Technically, these do not include biological or chemical weapons since these do not cause collateral damage, but only massive loss of life (see weapons of mass casualty)

A nuclear weapon dropped on a city is a weapon of mass destruction.

by Pinto July 31, 2003

Weapons of Mass Distraction

An extremely distracting thing or things. The object varies greatly and relatively to the person.

A super-nerd seeing a sweet, newly released computer during his PSATs.

by Marvin Berry December 9, 2004

WEAPONS GRADE AMATUER

A fool, an idiot, a blunderer, someone who plays the game when they really should be in the grandstand.

We auditioned a couple of drummers yesterday. The second guy was alright, but the first was a weapons grade amatuer.

by black flag May 31, 2004

Weapon of Mass Dissent

1. A person who breaks away and stands out from the crowd
2. Someone who has 0 respect for Authority
3. Someone who distrusts the Media and the Government
4. Truth Seeker
5. An excellent Poem by Warrior-Poet VivaChe

When the reporter decided to grow balls and ask the President some REAL questions, he showed everyone that he was a Weapon of Mass Dissent, not just some pansy-ass.

by Morpheus July 30, 2004

Lethal Weapon 2

When your legs fall asleep while taking a dump. Just like Murtaugh in Lethal Weapon 2.

Man I just had an awesome Lethal Weapon 2. I could barely get off the toilet seat.

That was a great Lethal Weapon 2. I almost had to call you in to help me up.

Wow that was a Lethal Weapon 2 dump. I almost had to call in the bomb squad.

by Bearfighter September 9, 2011