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As you wish

It's another way to say I love you from the book and movie the princess bride. The catchphrases is used by the character Wesley.
My bf: as you wish my princess...
Me: *melts like ice cream*
by oceanxeyes June 12, 2023
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Wish-boner

When she goes down on you, gets you hard, and then pries you balls apart as far as they can go.
“I had a real painful wish-boner yesterday, but it’s ok cuz I’m into that stuff”
by MikeWaz0wski March 3, 2023
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make-a-wish sperm

When attractive parents birth an ugly child.
“You were definitely a make-a-wish sperm, dude.”
by Yourmomsboyfriend April 2, 2023
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I wish “x” was real

When people say that they wish “x” was real, what they mean is that they live in another parallel dimension where “x” is a worldwide conspiracy theory. Looking at our universe, they wish that they had the same thing.
person -23: Man, I wish fr*nch people were real
person 197.6: why would you wish that?!
person “x” where (-x^2-3x+5)/6x=0: I wish cats were real
I wish “x” was real
by Just another writer tater November 5, 2023
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Billie i wish

Expression to discribe how much you wish to be Billie Eilish.
My friend: Check my new hairstyle, green roots juste like Billie Eilish!
Me: Billie i wish.
by founes November 15, 2023
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The Reverse Wishing Well

Where you do a shit so massive, you have to push it round the U bend in the toilet by hand.
My boy did a shit so massive he had to give it the reverse wishing well,
by Barry Stu Pid January 6, 2024
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You wish you were a Delic

This phrase is used to mockingly imply that someone aspires to be a member of the prestigious Delic family. The Delics are renowned for their wealth, class, and widespread admiration. However, using this expression as an insult suggests that the person being addressed falls short of the Delics' status and is seen as inferior.
Person A: "Hey dude, look at this new watch I just bought!"
Person B: "Ha. You wish you were a Delic."
by Mister Maine January 22, 2024
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