Stranger danger

In the morning after taking acid or getting super fucked up and your brain isn’t on and you don’t know who you are so you spend that 30 minutes beating the meat

I took like 14 grams of shrooms yesterday and when I woke up this morning I didnt remember who I was so I pulled a quick stranger danger before school

by PossiblyJC February 28, 2020

Dead Stranger

Icing your hand until it’s numb and then jerking off.

He closed his eyes and pictured the lifeless face of the pretty dead girl he’d seen in the morgue before slowly removing his hand from the icy water and giving himself a dead stranger.

by Silly Chilly Willy May 26, 2020

Stranger Things

The best fucking show in the world. It's a horror/supernatural/sci-fi/dark fantasy/mystery and drama show based on the 80's. So fucking good. You will meet your mom there, Steve "The hair" Harrington and your 7 siblings. Don't get too attached to it tho, cuz if you do you will probably cry when Running Up That Hill is played, pretend that Vecna is cursing you, become one of those fucking cringy Eddie simps, pretend that you're Eleven or that you're in the show, etc...

X 1: Hey bro, what are you doing?
X 2: ...
X 1: Bro? Why are you standing there so quiet, it's creepy
X 2: *pretends to levitate*
X 1: DUDE ARE YOU SERIOUS?!. STOP DRUGGING YOURSELF WITH STRANGER THINGS!

by thir.teen__ October 11, 2022

Shirtless Stranger

Used by the media when a black person commits a crime

A shirtless stranger shoved and kicked an elderly woman in an unprovoked, broad-daylight attack

by NateHiggersTND June 21, 2023

Grate Stranger

When your dominant hand taps out and you’re forced to reverse the crank and grating cylinder of your hand-crank cheese grater, thus using your non-dominant hand to complete grating the cheese.

Holy balls, bro, that’s a shitload of cheese you grated there, how’d you do it? It was rough, bro, my hand was cramping up so bad I had to call in the Grate Stranger to finish the job.

by DDrex11 November 25, 2021

frosty stranger

The same thing as a stranger, but you let your hand go numb from the cold. Then you unleash your frosty mits and go to work!

Dude! I gave myself a frosty stranger last night! Chills went down my spine, it was freakin awesome! You got to try it man!

by Nick Brandenburg January 11, 2007

Spicy Stranger

Rub your hands in Rub A535 until they go numb, then try jerkin off. You can do it yourslf or someone else can do it for you

Kendra gave Tristan an massage with some A535 then gave him a spicy stranger.

by TerrenceMcgee November 6, 2006