Shrek Punch

During sex, either anal or doggy style, shit on your fist and deliver a violent jab to the face or back of your partner's head. The punch will only count as a shrek punch in the event sloppy greenish shit is used on the fist.

"Man, I'm never going to get a true shrek punch on Linda. My shit is always too solid and brown..."

"Don't worry, you'll get lucky one of these times. Just eat more Taco Bell and White Castle."

by Mike0286 March 2, 2008

Shrek sexual

A type of sexuality that means the person is sexually attracted to shrek and only shrek.

"guys ive got something to tell you"

"yes"

"im shrek sexual"

"what??????"

"shrek is love shrek is life"

by Queen of everything May 27, 2015

shrek is life

life is shrek
life is everything
shrek is everything

its never ogre

shrek is love
shrek is life
what would we do with our prayers
when shrek made light

by shrekatron 90000 September 1, 2014

Shrek Cult

The Shrek Cult is an elite organization to support and have endless love for our lord, leader, and king shrek, and all Anti-Shreks will be immediately eaten by one of Shrek’s babies.

“I love Shrek so so much. I’d do anything for that beautiful, green, layered ogre!”
“Oh wow! If you love him that much, you should join the Shrek Cult!”

by grumposarous November 30, 2019

Shrek is Love

Shrek is life.

Dude, i watched shrek is love last night!

It hurt, but I do it for Shrek.

by Shrekk May 13, 2014

Shrek Bongo

A character in the Edweirdo Cinematic Universe, known to be very tough, and intelligent. He is single though, and women hate him.

Hey Shrek Bongo! How are you today?
I am alright I guess

by CallMePhil April 7, 2020

shrek's swamp

a place that you need to get out of

Shrek: GIT OUTTA ME SWAMP
You: *gits outta shrek's swamp*

by crustycrocs September 2, 2019