shank

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Roger Federer doesnt shank enough

by dcdcdc November 15, 2009

shank

1. to steal something from an unsuspecting person
2. the word yelled in the act of shanking

1. "I totally shanked Aaron's chair when he got up to grab a coke"
2. "Shank! I just stole your burrito."

by Jimmy32690 September 5, 2007

shank

when you screw something up real bad

dude, you fully shanked that shot at goal

yeah, shank of the year

by mikey maggot February 24, 2009

shank

To have the dual desire of wanting a shower combined with the need to masturbate.

I need a shank.

by Matatu April 4, 2009

vagina shank

A female cockblock. When a girl cockblocks another girl.

Well it was going really well until Charlotte vagina shanked me by bringing up my herpes...

by Jisch November 23, 2010

shanks pony

Walking to anywhere. Walking somewhere when you have no cash for the bus, or no car

Hey George, how are you getting there, on the bus? No, taking shanks pony. I got no money.

by big fart in a hole April 30, 2008

Bottle Shank

A broken bottle used as a weapon. Typically seen in the stereotypical movie bar fight.

We got into a fight at the bar last night until someone broke a bottle and started threatening us with the bottle shank.

by Gravy Spank April 24, 2009