Taylor Swift

A goddess who is worshiped by millions around the world. Many people pray to Taylor Swift by sacrificing dead cows and their children.

Person 1: Who's Taylor Swift
Person 2: The best person to walk the planet
Person H: FUCK YEAH

by mydadisbaldlmao March 30, 2022

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Taylor Swift

A phenomenal singer/songwriter whos music has literally saved my life. She is THE MUSIC INDUSTRY and the exact definition of talent. If you have nothing nice to say about her.... nobody needs to hear it. She went from country to pop to indie and back again and did it "swiftly ". She is 32 and was born in west reading in 1989 hence the title of her 100% pop album. STREAM RED TAYLORS VERSION LIKE YOUR LIFE DEPENDS ON IT! Seriously the album is good i swear. :)

Taylor Swift's evermore got nominated for a grammy

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Taylor swift

A god, a moment, an icon, a legend, a role model, a cat lover, a sagittarius

Taylor swift is the best singer

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T-Swifted

Occurs when a person exploits their past relationship by expressing their emotions through art and/or social platforms

My ex girlfriend just T-Swifted me on Social Media.

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Janky Swift

A particularly taboo sexual favor. Some call it salad tossing’s kinky cousin. Many believe it isn’t worthwhile due to the extensive cleanup afterwards, but it guarantees a simultaneous orgasm which is very appealing to many.

I tried the Janky Swift last night. One of the most intense experiences of my life. The cleanup sucked and I can’t look my boyfriend in the eyes anymore.

by Flawbmygawb January 2, 2021

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