Taylor Swift

Singer.Songwriter.Actress.Doctor.The music industry. Woman and artist of the decade.Queen

ur mom: Oh no the queen passed away:(
you:NO NOT TAYLOR SWIFT

by anonymous May 29, 2022

Taylor Swift

A goddess who is worshiped by millions around the world. Many people pray to Taylor Swift by sacrificing dead cows and their children.

Person 1: Who's Taylor Swift
Person 2: The best person to walk the planet
Person H: FUCK YEAH

by mydadisbaldlmao March 30, 2022

Janky Swift

A particularly taboo sexual favor. Some call it salad tossing’s kinky cousin. Many believe it isn’t worthwhile due to the extensive cleanup afterwards, but it guarantees a simultaneous orgasm which is very appealing to many.

I tried the Janky Swift last night. One of the most intense experiences of my life. The cleanup sucked and I can’t look my boyfriend in the eyes anymore.

by Flawbmygawb January 2, 2021

Taylor Swift

Music industry

friend: who is Taylor Swift?
me: OMG, She is the Music Industry!

by lilcloudgirl January 19, 2021

Taylor Swift

the music industry

She's talented, maybe she listens to Taylor Swift.

by globedictionary-official February 8, 2021

Taylor Swift

Taylor Swift aka the music industry

-Hey do you know how is Taylor Swift?
- Yes omg, she is the music industry

by alisonswift February 11, 2021

Taylor Swift

god

“taylor swift is god”- person 1
“ yeah duh” - person 2

by Raccoon07 February 14, 2021