Ralph

A hot, friendly & funny guy who is always there for you when you need him most. He will always have your back and is overall a great friend.

Guy 1:Man, it's so boring my g...
Guy2: ik I wish Ralph were here rn

Ralph:Hey errybody!
Guy 1&2: RALPH!

by xXKaWaIiKoAlAXx November 3, 2020

ralph sutton

a disease in which your eyes are entirely too close together. this can cause occasional bursts of stupidity and a lack of common sense.

WOW. did you see that ralph sutton, i have never seen anyone lick a window and eat crayons at the same time

by jefferypoundsthep2 December 10, 2011

The Ralph Little Effect

When an ugly (but rich / famous) man gets together with a stunning girl that he could never ordinarily get if he were not rich or famous

I could never get a hot girl like her unless I was rich or famous, I need the Ralph Little Effect!

by DaGuy001 July 6, 2011

Ralph

Has the best personality in the world and also has the biggest heart in the world. He only loves one and one only in his life and will do anything to keep her in his hands. He will do anything to make her smile just because it is what fills him. He has a huge fucking cock.

I wanna suck your cock ralphie

by Nick er November 23, 2021

Ralph

You’re so lucky to have a friend called Ralph, Ralphs are the best but only when they’re your friend and nothing more. Don’t fall in love with a Ralph cause they have an attitude to make you the happiest and get your hopes to the highest then crush them the next day like nothing happened between you two.

Girl 1: “ I think I love him, his name is Ralph “
Girl 2: “ Well.. You’re f*cked up, leave him before he leaves you “

by pandorasboxboxbox November 23, 2021

Ralph

An adorable giraffe possessing illegal levels of sweetness.

Eyo what dat Ralph doin'?

by anonymous November 23, 2021

Ralph

The most chill guy you will ever meet. Kind of awkward sometimes but turns out to be the best friend and one can have.
Has the worlds biggest BICEP peaks known the man

Ralph’s biceps are huge

by Legit162663 November 23, 2021