Ski-Nasty

The Art of giving a Asian woman a Facial with a beautifully sculpted uncircumcised penis.

After a Nice dinner of Ramen Noodles I would love to take you to my dojo and give you a glorious "Ski-Nasty"

by NastyFukinSki.....UuuRrrIIIeee July 5, 2012

Nasty Pet

A pet usually a dog or cat that is only found cute or adorable by its owner. A nasty pet is often seen at a friends home where it will start to rub their greasy ass fur and diseased eyes all over you the second you enter the home. Your friend wont get them off of you but instead smile and think that it is cute.

I almost threw up when I smelt that Nasty Pets breath.

my friends Nasty Pet shit all over the carpet and then ate it my friend thought it was so cute.

by Dr. J3 May 15, 2012

Nasty Seattle

1)When spunk/cum is fermented for three or more days then secretly introduced and mixed into coffee beans for a unfortunate victim/victims. Coffee is then brewed and the consumers then unknowingly injests the nasty brew.
2) a fermenting saved load cosumed in a beverage, usually coffee.
3) When your friend zoned but you still want them to taste your cream.

Jeanne never expected a thing, when she gulped down the nasty Seattle.

by Bc's Roofie dealer December 23, 2018

A Nasty Netty

When you cum in a girls nostril and it comes out the other, clearing her out like a netty pot.

My girl was feelin stuffy, so i gave that bitch a nasty netty.

Whenever i want a blowjob during cold season, I have to give my girl a nasty netty first.

“Babe don’t worry, if a hot shower doesn’t work, i can always give you a nasty netty.”

by Brentephania October 8, 2018

nasty dough

Fucking your partner when you both are covered in faecal matter and inside a tub full of faeces.

I don't know what's wrong with Tom, my kid. He can't concentrate on anything. I think it might be because he saw me having a nasty dough with the neighbour.

by fithy_def June 2, 2018

Nasty Nigga

A man who sparks your flame in the bedroom by doing all types of shit you didn’t know you were into.
Examples: Spitting in your mouth, making you swallow his babies, force fucking you, eating your ass, licking your toes, switching positions constantly, shoves their tongue down your throat while kissing you all in one night.

You’ll be thinking about that dude for years and wanting more all the time.

Girl, he had me doing all types of shit. He made me cum with his mouth, that dick, and everything else he was using. Shoved his fingers down my throat and made me swallow his babies then let me finger his ass. He’s a nasty nigga.

by Q-Nick April 2, 2022

nasty custard

The resulting potpourri of squishy feces after a particularly violent diarrhea episode.

Dude, after the burritos and booze last night I made a really nasty custard this morning in my old lady's bed.

by Ed J. September 16, 2006