Messi

Away From 2,3,4 Wonderful Wonderful Wonderful, How Good Is He?

Messi at 19 years of age scores a hat trick for ten man Barcelona in extra time.

by Messi17 November 11, 2021

messy

unorganized

wow your desk is messy it has paint on it

by ihobd;ou3v October 15, 2021

Messi

the goat 🐐

bro ur a messi at FoRtNITe

by thtoneuglyshortkid September 15, 2021

hot messy nessy

When your homie smells like 3 day old bong water.

"Damn, Sharon over there smells like a hot messy nessy!"

by WeeedBear July 29, 2021

messy organization

1. Being able to find anything whenever you need it even though your room or house is a total wreck.

2. Your room has been messy long enough that you remember where you throw all of your junk and can find it without having to clean your room.

Damn! My room is such a wreck so long that I've gotten used to messy organization!

by gm12 September 22, 2013

messy cock touch

wen you are so excited that right wen she starts to give you a bj you jizz.

Sally is so hot that right when she started to blow me, i had a messy cock touch.

by African FUCK December 31, 2011

messy tacito

Similar to metal dan the messy tacito is a sex act

(that usually ends fatally due to infection or blood loss)

forcefully used by older people on male children, the messy tacito starts off by holding a child down to a flat surface on their back and the the leader of the sex act takes a pair of scissors and cuts off a small portion of the tip of the child's penis, the leader then starts to suck on the penis and hold the blood in the mouth before they turn the child around and spit it into the anus, they then keep their mouth on the anus waiting for the blood to be excreted back into their mouths and then spit it out into the child's mouth and makes them swallow. The act is repeated until the leader gets tired of it or the child dies

"That Jennifer lady is such a bitch, I hope someone does the messy tacito on their brat of a child"

by Retardedpineapple November 20, 2018