mic paranoia

when you're taking a shit during a zoom call and you have your camera blocked off, but you're still worried about your mic being muted

Jon: Damn I really gotta take a dump but I'm in a zoom call
Brett: Why don't you just go bro? It's cameras off
Jon: I can't I got mic paranoia

by Mike Hawkington the Third October 2, 2023

Chris Mic

Chris Mic is a term used when you are in a chat or in a game and the person has shit internet and you can barley understand him/her

Bruh jerome why u got that Chris Mic damn i cant even uderstand what you are saying. did you say rush b or carbi b?

by Uncle Bazz February 22, 2020

Mic

The same as “taking the piss” or joking around. “Taking the mic”

Dequavis -“ your really starting to annoy me”

Ice jj fish - “relax I’m just taking the mic cunt”

by Coupladogs May 31, 2020

fatty mic fattying son

this is a definition if you LOVE Osama bin Laden or Hitler and or if you call people liberals

shut up fatty mic fattying son

by IHateLadyGaga1507 September 14, 2020

MIC

A word used to describe a black man that is not native to the United States aka Made In China or a black man that cheats because black men don't cheat.

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Woman 1: My black boyfriend just cheated on me
Woman 2: That sounds like a MIC and not a black man

by TALyt October 6, 2020

MIC

A word used to describe a black man that is not native to the United States aka Made In China or a black man that cheats because black men don't cheat.

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Woman 1: My black boyfriend just cheated on me
Woman 2: That sounds like a MIC and not a black man

by TALyt October 6, 2020

big mic

A term used on the social audio app Clubhouse when people plug in a loud mic. May also be referred to as “wires.”

Let me get my big mic so I can pack you up.

by forthepeople July 22, 2022