Matty Long-armed

When you’re banging a girl from behind and you reach around through her legs and fondle your own balls instead of the clit

That ni$$a wasn’t shit… he Matty long-armed me.

by Matty bolonese January 19, 2022

Matty Chorus King

Think a Bert and Ernie love child.... intelligence level of a rock.. snakey and uses raspy voice to lure women

Ew don't be all Matty Chorus King

by DishaBish May 16, 2022

Matti

A yoghurt male

There’s a Matti, a true yoghurt male

by Schnitzel male June 2, 2022

matty a

a bitch

matty a is a bitch

by MrdoIsYe13 December 12, 2021

matty

matty is the sweetest funniest thoughtful hottest person i know. im so glad to have them in my life. they make me so happy, and they always cheer me up when im down. i love matty so much! when we hug i never want to let go. im the luckiest person in the world. their smile is contagious and lovable. and their eyes are literally gorgeous, you can get lost in them easily.

“matty is so cute i want to hug him forever!”

by spagirly101 December 29, 2021

Matty

Matty is a great guy. He is a loyal friend and will always be by your side. Just don't make fun of him, or he'll for sure yell at you. Otherwise, he's a kind and caring person who is there in your darkest times. He's a great boyfriend to anyone and will love you forever. Mattys are great people, so once you find one, never let him go.

"Hey, isn't that Matty?"
"Yeah, he's my best friend."
"Oh wow.. Just know that you should never let go of him, okay?"

by vorey27 March 31, 2022

MATTY B

he loves to rock the mic when he is having a can of stella and running the NE16 he is always smoking spliffs and sucking buckets if hes not hes licking up his birds arse

lad 1: here bro u seen matty b

lad 2: aye bro he was sucking a bucket with a can of stella when i last seen him

lad 3:bro hes not doing any of that he is rocking the MIC look over there and you will see him

by NE16 T.R.A.P.P.A.S April 1, 2022