Hammer Lung

This is a known respiratory condition from being out in the Johnson Valley OHV area also known as the Hammer Trails. This location is also the area that is home of the annual King Of The Hammers off road race. Hammer Lung occurs when huffing too much radioactive dust from that area that was formerly a bomb test site for the United States Military.

Sup my dudes… Just spent a week out at KOH watching the Nor Cal crew (Webb, Scherer, Gomez, etc…) and got a nasty case of Hammer Lung. I got it last year too and took me 2 weeks to partially recover and a full month to feel 99% normal again. If the wind is whipping up that Hammers dust strap on your KN95’s to help prevent Hammer King my dawgs!

by Meghann D February 13, 2023

among lung

A terminal lung disease characterized by excessive laughter followed by sudden death. It occurs after someone sees any object resembling sussy baka imposter, causing them to die of ligma

steve: help I have among lung
Ben Shapiro : amogus
steve: *fucking dies*

by among_sussy August 2, 2021

Ouid Lungs

When you’re on the verge of a cough from a Rip but it wont come out so you just struggle

damn bro really had ouid lungs and almost passed out

by TheRealSquill January 7, 2022

Lung Aids

Slang for COVID-19 respiratory illness and any variant by the SARS-CoV-2 virus.

"Oh bro, did you hear Jerry just got fucked up by the Covid?!" Yeah, I don't know if he is gonna survive the Lung Aids."

by Insolence1sBliss December 13, 2021

Armory Lung

When after you run at the Armory Track in NYC, you cough and wheeze on the train ride home due to the shitty, stuffy air in the spot

Matthew: *Cough Cough*
Ashar: What's up man you got AIDS or sum?
Matthew: Nah g I just got out of the armory, got a case of Armory Lung

by RatFuckerNYC December 21, 2021

Fart lung

Fart lung is a phrase used when somebody farts in a room with other people in the room and they inhale the fart

Person 1- farts, Person 2-dude your going to give me fart lung

by Justheretomakeapoint February 5, 2022

Tear a lung

To shake hands with the Bishop with superlative and potentially damaging vigour. The phrase is based on the case of a man who had to go to ER with lung trauma, self-inflicted via an excessive Barclays.

Can also be employed to describe enjoying something to a level beyond reason or warrant, whilst also implying that the person experiencing said enjoyment is a wanker.

Alf: I’ve just seen the Snyder Cut of Justice League and it’s the best film ever in the history of film.
Bob: Calm down, don’t tear a lung.

by sentientLandscape April 20, 2022