Jason

A dumb unkind kid that thinks he is perfect but really he is dumb asf.

Me: Hey Jason
Jason: Shut up B*****

by Dark Creature September 22, 2020

Jason

A dumbass that fits the "popular white kid" stereotype. Probably needs hairline repair too.

Hes such a Jason type.

by McChicken023 October 20, 2020

Jason

Jason is a really gay person who is very social with people when he gets to know them. Don’t mess with him or he will fuck you up. He can be a bitch If you get him mad. Jason’s love to argue with people and never know when to stop. He eats a ton of food and has no self control even when he is full. He is a stick who thinks he is thicc.

I can’t believe Jason thinks he is thicc!

by thisdudeisamanwhore May 9, 2018

Jason

A rude child with blonde hair who is a complete asshole and has a smaller penis than a mouse.

That kid is such a Jason

by jason 67579 May 10, 2018

Jason

Just a fucking sweetheart. Has the biggest dick around, probably the size of rubber chicken. Loves Chipotle and 69ing. Loves his girls a big hoo hoos. (Boobies) Jason is an all around smartass with 100 racks in his account. Ice on his wrist and pussy on his dick.

Tayina: Ohh Jason, it's so big
Jason: Oh yeah, rubber chicken dick. Sqeeze it and it squeaks.

Tayina: Like a hippo 😀🍆🍆

by Bigbabyboy68 March 13, 2018

Jason

The act of having group sex with mentally ill and high female then to put it on the internet

Guy1 yeah she's high as fuck
Guy2 man she's a total ruth we can pull a jason on her

by JasontherapistofLondonont March 10, 2017

Jason

Jason is a very dum thicc boi, he listens to lil uzi vert and makes out with Wali in his freetime. He always get 2 pluses on his tests and he sucks at fortnite.

Jason just gave WAli the rub rub on the nub nub

by saltyserbian May 3, 2018