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Jade

Miniature goblin who likes to chase you around. Jade is satan and a disgrace to human kind and if you think otherwise you can eat your whole fucking ass. " and will beat the sh*t out of you if she catches you. "Got to catch em all"
Friend 1: who the fuck is that
Friend 2:it's Satan you uncultured swine
Friend 1: I thought her name was Jade
Friend 2: Yup she is such a Jade
Friend 1: no mames guey
by Ravenpuffwhisperer March 7, 2019
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When you have to much of something to the point of being bored or sick of it, when something is Jade it means it's so common or occurring that it loses anything special about it
I masturbated so much that it just became Jade , it wasn't enough anymore
by Angel of Annoyance March 25, 2017
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Jade is the most beautiful women you’ll ever meet, with her big brown intelligent eyes. Her sweet smile, and her soft velvet lips. The love of my life, forever and always. My beautiful angel and wife. To the moon and back babygirl.
Jade is so beautiful!
Wow look at Jade!
by Nuggets Hubby August 16, 2020
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When you get triggered by an event or action, similar to feeling slighted

Lets say Darwin is being an asshole to you by lying about an event. You could be jaded by this event if you were mad about what just occurred
Shut up Darwin, I'm so fucking jaded right now
by capenmonkwy October 24, 2019
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Jade is the type of person to ruin your life. She is pretty and gets every guy but that makes her friends hate her. All of her friends hate her because of this and hopes she dies. Jade is a total bitch and is so petty. Once you become her friend she bully’s you and makes fun of you. She has a resting bitch face and she looks like a clown most of the time. She is somewhat ok at making tik toks and everyone in her life betrays her. She has been heartbroken several times buy her close friends. She catches feelings easily and regrets it. She also dresses like a slut and is FLAT LIKE A PAPER- Elvin

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Jade- I’m such a jade

Elvin- yeah you are
by Elvin kuru November 2, 2019
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A very kind and loyal friend, will always tell the truth and a person you don't want to mess with. Wonderful blue eyes and brunette hair. Likes french toast. A person that will always stand behind you no matter what. Couldn't ask for a better friend.
You wish you had jade as your friend didn't you?" "Hellz Yeah"
by Whatchutalkingboutwillis22 September 24, 2011
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Yo fool I'm jaded.
by Eric the Red November 7, 2003
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