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Ivan

Ivan comes from a Greek word which is Ghayno
And that’s what they called Bitches back then in Greek.
“You just like Ivan”
by BCIEM March 5, 2020
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Ivan

A Ivan is a person, who, unlike the Lukas or Bjørn (see their definition), is beyond the nature of all things. The word "God" (or Iehova) was previously created to attempt and capture the indefinitive awesomeness of the Ivan, but so far attempts have been unsuccesful. A Ivan is ALL!
Person 1: When Chuck Norris eats, he doesn't move, he auto-devours!
Person 2: Ivan
by Ehrenmann March 18, 2020
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ivan e gei
by IBUYMOMSPUSSIES March 24, 2020
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Ivan

Just a fkn cunt of person, also a lebron james wannabe
-Yo, you see Ivan overthere?
-Yeah, he's a cunt
by Fkn retard May 16, 2020
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Ivan the ketbender

Iced bloke who can take ketshots like no other. While others get slayed after 5 shots of ket, Ivan the ketbender will praise the almighty by taking 10 at a time. Fueled by ketamine, he will instantly bend ket like no other after his session.
"Oh shit, Ivan the ketbender just took 50 shots of ket and started bending that shit."

"For real, I got fucked up after like 5 shots of that junk bruh."
by Geronimo the ketbender July 12, 2020
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Ivan

That one russian kid in the xbox party who shouts all the time and never dies in call of duty.
"Shut up ivan you're to loud." "WHAT CYKA?"
by kingcatniko June 12, 2020
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A gay boythat playes fortnite he sits plays fortnite and rocket league all day and has sleep overs with Martin his duo is probably kartar
Ivan is a waker
by Ivanko October 30, 2020
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