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I need a man secure enough to handle my Instagram

I expect a man to be okay with me being inappropriate in my relationship because I am an immature irresponsible little girl who is good for nothing and cannot give anything to a man. I could possibly be cheating but I was raised by a demon monkey mother who taught me that bullshit
*Posts picture 1/2 naked*

I need a man secure enough to handle my Instagram
by Light Guardian September 30, 2018
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Stop bullying the Muslim by protecting your boss at Instagram!

Stop bullying the Muslim by protecting your boss at Instagram!
Stop bullying the Muslim by protecting your boss at Instagram!
by Taenun August 12, 2022
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Instagram

A popular social media in which brain damaged millennials either live fake lives, or steal Reddit memes at least a month after being born. (There is a possibility of something different and good happening PewDiePie wedding, world record egg, etc).
SSSniperwolf is an INSTAGRAM influencer who photoshops every post she makes
by Sodium Chloride Bean Dip December 1, 2019
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INSTAGRAM

The place where girls try and show off their TikTok moves or big butts

place where boys go to show off there eboy stupid selves
Hailey:I miss this bubble gum and that cheeko stick(
Jordyn(shut the fuck up cause you can’t dance)
Hailey:shut you eboy ass up cause your hairline even disapproved so it left

Jordyn:instagram and tiktok are both places to show my hairline stupid
by Why did my mom get pregnant December 4, 2019
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I’d rather watch a chimpanzee scroll through Instagram

I’d rather watch a chimpanzee scroll through Instagram than go to your neighbors house to watch game of thrones Jerry.
by Thunderchunkie April 26, 2019
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Instagram

Instagram is a platform built for little baby bitches that like to thieve memes.
You’re have instagram?”

GiMmE YoUr MeMeS BitCh”
by yuh691 October 10, 2019
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instagram

known as the “nasty killer appbasically random locals and “fans” chase around the artists and criticize them. means “garbage”, and “shit” in fandom language
instagram; (noun); shit, garbage, killer
eww aren’t you gonna throw away you ‘instagram’ ; someone asked me would i rather eat a shitty wipe, or use instagram, i chose shitty wipe because i refuse to play with garbage.
by miss eilish October 14, 2019
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