Human fridge

A unit of a human that causes exacerbation and distress to colleagues and other unfortunate humans of which it chooses to interact. Commonly referred to as a tank or big old slut, the human fridge is one of which should be avoided at all costs. Nothing comes good of the human fridge.

I hate the human fridge

by NewyIsMassiv March 14, 2017

Toaster Fridge

1.(noun) Something useless

2. (noun) The completely redundant repackaging of two existing things that shouldn't go together.

This Ebook that you can write on seems a bit toaster fridge. I have a phone that already does both those things in color.

by Hogan Torah November 23, 2020

Fridge Fraud

Leaving an empty, (or practically empty), jug or carton in the fridge to avoid throwing it out.

I wanted to have some cereal, but only when I grabbed the carton of milk did I realize it was too light, and I was a victim of Fridge Fraud.

by Aranmithost August 16, 2013

Fridge clit

The little thing that makes your lightblub go on and off when you open the door

She pushed in the fridge clit and the lightbulb went off

by Crazylady420 September 21, 2013

fridge gobblin

A person who creeps around the kitchen late at night, sitting in-front of the refrigerator and eating anything in sight.

Yo Taylor is drunk again and being a little "fridge gobblin".

by anthro217 February 19, 2012

fridge-fucked

When anything left uncovered in a fridge is sucked dry of all its moisture.

Oh no! My cheese has been totally fridge-fucked.

by Wraith Van Morn July 8, 2011

Fridge Limbo

The art of ducking under the freezer door when someone opens it just as you are about to walk past.

Dude, did you see Arty do the fridge limbo when Britney went for more ice?

by Naughty Naomi July 23, 2011